“i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans”

That is the basic explanation for today’s useless creation, the Realistic Heron Simulator. And, you can probably guess the context. If not, go watch the video in this post. If you are too lazy, once again, Tom Scott released some ideas so I built another one. How does it work? Well, there is a GitHub repo, linked here. However, below is the main JavaScript behind it, but this time I did not comment because I am lazy.

Otherwise, go play with it. It’s fun. Anyway, goodbye!

Woah!? What’s Happened?

Okay, newsflash time. It turns out I was linked by Matt and Tom’s Park Bench for my terrible project of “Are they Break-dancing or Falling Over?” To explain, I watched this video¬†(it does not have that image), and I decided to make the actual thing. Just thought I would acknowledge the call out, because it’s rather cool. The video I was linked in is this one:

The code behind it.

The code behind the site is so simple it’s almost a joke. There are two parts to it. The HTML page and the JavaScript. The HTML page is literally just a basic site knocked out with Bootstrap, so is nothing special, but here is the code, all nicely commented:

If you can’t see that, click me to be taken to a GitHub Gist…

Thanks for enjoying it!

In other news, I may try to make “Realistic Heron Simulator” in Unity3D. It’s tempting…

i am a heron. i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

About six months ago, I started working on a game for my BTEC project. However, things wen’t sour with the school and I no longer am a student¬†there. I had a choice. Go for a super simple clone of something like Flappy Bird, or make a game that’s a bit more like a AAA game. So what did I do? I went for the AAA game.

The AAA game route was somewhat hard. I built it in Unity 3d with Networking (more on this later). The game? A World of Tanks/War Thunder game styled around the hit anime and manga Girls und Panzer. Why? I like the series and had completed it about then. Anyway, it was a semi-bad idea. Finding and then texturing and using tank models that are Creative Commons/free to use is difficult. However, the Unity Asset Store pulled through and found me a Panzer IV that I re-textured to Ooarai’s Anglerfish team skin.

The next hurdle was Networking. This is where things went horridly wrong. The initial version had two cubes that connected together and could interact. Good. And after a few months, we had a working networking thing with fully functional shooting etc. However, I went to create a “release” variant. This is where the curse of UNET strikes. To give some background, this is what Unity publish about UNET:

Unity Personal

For beginners, students and hobbyists who want to explore and get started with Unity.


No credit card required

Yeah, that’s a lie. It would cost me, on estimate, ¬£150 a month to run this. Not going to happen. So I turned to an old friend, Photon Unity Networking, who offer legitimately free hosted networking for you. Yes you can only have 20 players concurrently, but it works fine. And is more than functional. However, this caused issues. The way that I was managing the original tank driving was poor. The implementation was terrible, and it resulted in the tanks flying rather than driving as they should. Not good enough. Back to square one. And this is where we are at.
For PTU, I picked up a copy of Physics Tank Maker from ChobiGames (it was on sale!). From this, I started building the game as it is.
The current state is to use the Physics Tank Maker to handle all tank physics driving etc. The only thing I really have to do is synchronise all the players together. Not hard right? Think again. The current tests give me anywhere between 3-6 players spawned in a two player game who are unable to interact and who’s movement is not synchronised. Amazing. However, this is vastly better than flying tanks and there is a working tutorial level.

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The MacBook Pro I own (and did a review on) has suffered from Staingate. What!? Yes.

What is Staingate?

Staingate is where the anti-glare coating comes off the screen. It’s a natural flaw with the design Apple uses. Anyway it looks awful.


I don’t know. It’s annoying.

Can I Fix It?

Yes. I have to book an appointment with Apple. Hopefully they won’t have to remove my sweet sweet stickers. Otherwise I’ll be super sad.

More Info

Head over to the Staingate website.